Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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