Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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