just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
