I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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