I don't think brook has ever known best
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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