It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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