your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
