Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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