If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
