Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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