brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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