There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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