I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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