but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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