if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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