i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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