physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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