no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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