The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Do I have a choice?
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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