just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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