i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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