The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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