Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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