I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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