i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
FUCK WHALES
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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