Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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