...so i touched it.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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