That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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