I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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