no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wish you could order shots online.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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