he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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