I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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