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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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