sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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