real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
tell me about the fingering
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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