first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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