She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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