i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Of course I have a pirate flag
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
