What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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