remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
where are my eyebrows?
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