Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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