it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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