You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
