You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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