I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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