she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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