he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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