I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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