So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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