just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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