turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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