let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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