Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
