i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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